Sunday, November 16, 2008

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

We here at MI6 take the security of Her Majesty very seriously. The following Agents have been assigned to her security detail:


MIKE REIDY; Agent # 80923GT
CODENAME: Mr. Doctor Professor Michael
Specialties: designs robots and machines; master of disguise; employs stealth through the use of night-vision goggles


BECKY REIDY; Agent # 12345678910
CODENAME: The Flower Girl
Specialties: Is deceptively cute; disguises herself as Barbie and various princesses to gain access to secure areas; posesses secret gadgets that on the surface appear to be jewelry


DAVID REIDY; Agent # 8
CODENAME: Captain Underpants (a.k.a. Little Dude)
Specialties: Confounds others simply by sticking out his tounge and making other goofy faces; Motivates other agents by efficient taunting; guards her majesty with sweet kisses to her forehead.

MI6 greatly appreciates the love and call to duty that each of the agents have expressed.

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